Forlorn Legacy keeps handing out joke items, and this episode collects a whole set: a flaming baguette, a sword-grade sponge, a magic sapling and an axe with nearly every enchantment there is. In between, charged creepers and a room full of witches.
Bridget
It opens with the best bridger, bridging. If he had been born a woman, his name would be Bridget. That is a terrible joke. It's on par.
The next attic is full of quartz. These people are rich, rich enough to go to the Nether and fill their whole attic with it. A creeper spawner below gets dealt with, and a chest gives up eight iron and a diamond, plus a leaping potion they do not really have room for. There are a lot of creepers outside, so careful with the door.
Baguette on my level
Carpet again, so the floor is lava. Zombies are piling up outside without figuring out how to get in. Then a chest with a loaf of bread in it: Goldhawk's Pain of Pain, Fire Aspect V, Knockback I. Baguette on my level! It loses no durability, which is pretty cool.
One of them tries the night vision torch from last time and it works. You can really see a long way. You could be the scout. The catch is that it is a torch, so it is easy to place by accident. We have two, so if you ruin that one, fine.
Needs more sponge
Next are the sponge trees, which turn out to have torches inside them. Wet trees. In a chest nearby, after a creeper is left to die on its own, there is a sponge with a name: NEEDS MORE SPONGE!!, with Knockback V, Sharpness III and Power V, though power probably does not help a sponge much. There is also a Protection I and Respiration I book.
Then a treehouse. Welcome to the moon of Endor. A poison spider spawner sits up top, and a chest holds a sapling called Nature's Gift with Looting IV and Sharpness III. Odd, but it has sharpness, so it could work for grinding.
Charged creepers
The next house is suspiciously quiet. Somebody forgot to make this challenging. Then a room of creepers through a door left wide open, a resistance potion, and a bow with Infinity that one of them takes. Don't go in the basement: there are charged creepers down there, coming from a spawner.
Nobody has lava. But one of them has been carrying a stack of TNT for exactly this, and someone has flint and steel. Good night, son. The spawner is gone. They wonder if all the ladders in this building are there to trap you while you back away from a charged creeper.
Five witches
Boots are about to break, arrows get shared out, and then one of them jumps into a room that had no witches in it when he looked. Then there were five. He burns through two golden apples to win that room. The witches end up fighting each other with potions, and a witch spawner gets lit up instead of broken. Some of his stuff ends up down the stairs.
The last chest of the episode holds a diamond axe called Poopinhammer's Axe, with Thorns, Depth Strider, Power, Punch, Infinity, Projectile Protection, Efficiency, Silk Touch, Sharpness and Friendly Fire V all on one item. Silk Touch is probably the only one that does anything. They half expect an Indiana Jones moment when it comes out of the chest. A few coal blocks change hands, and they call it there.
